Sunday, May 9, 2010

Pet Peeves Assignment

Pet Peeves of a 4th Grader
By Will Haynie

You know those little things in life that bug the heck out of you? Well those are called pet peeves. And I’m going to tell you some of mine.
I’m watching a sci- fi Movie and an evil U.F.O is coming to destroy the city. The citizens don’t move. It’s really annoying! Come on, RUN AWAY!!! Its like they’re bird watching. Don’t they know they’re going to die?!!!! Oh, and before you know it they’re being zapped to death!!

Another pet peeve is when there’s a tooth paste commercial the person puts a huge hunkin’ glob of tooth paste on a tooth brush and its always a nice, neat pile. Well, I don’t know about you but I can never get it like that no matter how hard I try! I would never do that for $100! You’d use up a lot of tooth paste if you did that every time you brushed your teeth. Who would any ways?

My biggest pet peeve is when I’m watching a show and the actor does something funny and I notice there’s an annoying laugh track!! It seems like there’s an audience but there really isn’t. It drives me nuts!! They laugh like some one slipped on a banana peal (but that’s not even funny.) I mean it doesn’t even sound like laughter! So I just ignore it!

Those are some of my most hated pet peeves. I have more but these are the worst. Who knows? Those might be your pet peeves too.